"Okay... well, doesn't look too bad. You go first." "Me? Uh-uh. How 'bout you go first, Mr. Wizard-With-A-Degree-From-The-Univeristy-Of-Magical-Arts?" "I'm just a halfing!" "So am I, what of it?" *Meeow! Miaow meeeoo miaowmeow!* "What'd your familiar say?" "She said let's go back to the inn for second breakfast." "Hmmm. The cat's got the right idea. I could do with some more to eat. Let's go."
Great job! All the details are so great; like the broken axe, the broken sword, the bits of armour, the boot with a foot... very inspiring